[Verse 1]
She's a rhino
She's a whino
She's a tight rope
We'll be fine though
Singing woah
What do they know?
She's a Libra
And I need her
The Mona Lisa
Would want to be her
Singing woah
What do they know?

[Pre-Chorus]
And she said that together we could take on the world
And she told me that I'll never find another girl like her

[Verse 2]
She's in Lycra
But I don't like her
She's a tiger
But not as violent
Singing woah
What do they know?
She's a weirdo
And a lido
She's a beer girl
And she's cheerful
Singing woah
What do they know?

[Pre-Chorus]
And she said that together we could take on the world
And she told me that I'll never find another girl like her

[Chorus]
And she said that together we could do anything
And she told me that she loves a boy who knows how to sing
So I learnt how to sing

[Verse 3]
She's a rhino
She's a whino
She's a tight rope
We'll be fine though
And she said that together we could take on the world
And she told me that I'll never find another girl like her

[Chorus]
And she said that together we could do anything
And she told me that she loves a boy who knows how to sing
So I learnt how to sing